Stupid work rules

[Cope'n'Texas]

I've been working nights for a few years now. Recently I moved back to days which I'm not happy about, at all. Well, I report my first few days Mud Jug in hand dippin like a champ. Well, the next week I reported to work I was told that I'm not allowed to dip at my desk!!! WTF?! I'm a computer analyst. BFD, right? I then went to the employee handbook to see if I'm getting fucked with. Nope, right there in black and white, no tobacco in the work place!! WTF?!?!?! So my way around that, I started today usin Copenhagen pouches at my desk to avoid spittin.

 

Do ya'll have similar experiences??
Any advice on dips for me??

[Phoenix Brown]

Follow outlaws guide to getting away with dipping in school man. Take you on of the big Protein shaker cups, preferably black, Tilt it up like you're gonna take a swig, spit on the way down. Close the lid. No-ones the wiser.

[Colorado Kid]

mine was the same way except they re wrote our handbook for the 2014 year and included that we can only us smokeless tabacco on breaks and not in the building. because the smokers were getting pissy that we could dip while working. so a bunch of guys started using snus i just use skoal bandits

[Cope'n'Texas]

Outlaws trick would work. However, and this is no joke the 'rule' is we can only have clear liquids. And they check your cups. I bought Copenhagen pouches. I can typically gut them so sadly that's what I think i'm reduced to. The minute I step out of work, i put in a big fat ass lipper!!
Thanks guys!!

[Colorado Kid]

word brotha.yeah idk its pretty stupid but you gotta do what you gotta do
Cope'n'Texas said:

Outlaws trick would work. However, and this is no joke the 'rule' is we can only have clear liquids. And they check your cups. I bought Copenhagen pouches. I can typically gut them so sadly that's what I think i'm reduced to. The minute I step out of work, i put in a big fat ass lipper!!
Thanks guys!!