What's the most "countriest" state in the north"

[Oklahomadipper]

Just wanted to know!

[Kevin Ruiter]

Michigan 

[Ike]

Minnesnowda! Cold hardy, hardworkin people here. Except for a portion of the cities. Rest of state especially central up to north. The climate change always puts a beating on vehicles so there is always something to work on, u got lots of lakes for fishing. Lots of woods for hunting. Lots of natural mud holes and jacked up trucks year round! 40degree fishing on ice nothin gets better! The only bad thing, the cold puts a damper on bikinis and cut off shorts haha

[Kyle Dillon]

it depends on what part of each state like i'm from the NJ pine barrens so as you can imagine im more of a nj redneck but yeah i currently live in FL

[Caleb Duff]

not tradition north but Wyoming

[Dipping Dixie]

North Dakota!!

[Vergil]

Alberta Canada by a long shot! As much oil as the Arabs in the Tar sands, a drillin rig every 10 feet, spittin and cursin bubbas everywhere in the north, ranchers and hillbillies down south (biggest and best beef producers in the land) one of the biggest grain belts in the world in the middle, and the most majestic mountains in North America where you can bag some magnificent sheep, goats cougars and bears beside the best skiing in the entire Americas, more campers, hunters and fishermen per capita than anywhere in the world (no shit! its a fact!) The normal family or single vehicle is a pick-up, largest gun possession in Canada, and ALBERTANS ARE ACTUALLY CONFEDERATES as Canada is a Confederation and not a Federation like old Abe made the USA at the point of a gun. Oh we have our yanks as well, all down East and generally in Canada it is East against the West not North against the South but they would't ever point any guns at the West because they are scared shitless of Western Rednecks. The only Red Necks outside of Western Canada worthy of any notice are the some the French Quebecers and Acadians who by the way are the ancestors of the Cajuns...nuf said. Now there are the Newfies from Newfoundland who are proper Jack Tars and mostly come to Alberta to work the Oil Fields and there is no doubt they are some of the most ass kickin' Rednecks who ever lived. Edmonton hosts Western Canada's Military HQ, has a huge base and we love every single one of those MFs to death period. No one dares to shit on our military in Alberta or you get an instant knuckle sandwich no further discussion necessary.

Alberta is the richest state in North America and maybe even the world. It all gets spent on Trucks, Whiskey, Tobacco, every sort of Boyz Toy you can shake a stick at, and of course Women, Women and.... well lots of weed... but more beer...maybe..er... Hockey...Hockey..Hockey, weed whisky women trucks...? Trucks....60k a pop..hmmm whiskey, women..Hockey tickets...300 per seat or 500 for big games? Heavy Metal, yeah Edmonton every rock supergroup never misses Edmonton.. but Trucks..Weed. Whiskey or Trucks Whisky Women, Hockey but the Hunting or Camping Fishin.....Weed... Oh hell you get the picture.

We don't have any gangstas because if anyone starts up that kind of shit they immediately get an ass whoopin but good. Even all the various mafias keep a very low profile in Alberta because they really don't want to get a shit kickin from every guy who walks by either.

We have tons of bush and lots of bushwhackers, grizzley bears, wolfs, Cougers, Elk Moose, Deer, Antelope Ducks, Geese, Pheasants, Grouse, 50lb lake trout, 20lb Pike etc.We generally shoot em all and eat most. But lets not forget the best BEAVERS on the Planet! Everyone on the planet knows the best quality Beavers are Canadian Beavers hands down. The very finest Canadian Beavers are all from Quebec and Western Canada. And when the Wheat Harvest comes in the only color beside the blue sky and ocean of golden fields are the little spatters of rednecks mowin it all down.

Every single second is spent discussing hockey because in Alberta hockey is not a sport. It is a Religion. Dip cans are called pucks. The Edmonton Oilers are god like in Edmonton and the Calgary Flames (formerly Altanta Flames) got stuck with a bad name but made up for it by building a stadium in the shape of ....drum roll..... A SADDLE...cymbal smash and called it ....THE SADDLE DOME!  The Calgary Stampede is World Famous but the WORLD RODEO FINALS are in EDMONTON.

Dip costs 25 bucks per PUCK! And we're STILL DIPPIN! Now if some of you fellow Rednecks have some mercy you would send me some rolls as a gift (no duty or tax charged on gifts) and I would send you a gift in exchange in the appropriate form to make up for it. Now that would be some real redneck brotherhood shit, exchanging gifts and all that and a great kindness. OK enough beggin and kissing ass.

Soon they will approve that Keystone Pipeline and then the Alberta Black gold will flow down to our brothers in Oklahoma and you will all have a lot cheaper gas in your trucks. Amen to that!

Alberta is a North as you go. Next stop the Northwest Territories and permafrost, Eskimos, Polar Bears, and then the North Pole. Cold as hell in the winter, hot as hell in the summer.

Northern Redneck State Capital... Alberta

With all due respect;

Vergil

[Dipping Dixie]

Canada isn't even in the US. I hate Canada.

Vergil said:

Alberta Canada by a long shot! As much oil as the Arabs in the Tar sands, a drillin rig every 10 feet, spittin and cursin bubbas everywhere in the north, ranchers and hillbillies down south (biggest and best beef producers in the land) one of the biggest grain belts in the world in the middle, and the most majestic mountains in North America where you can bag some magnificent sheep, goats cougars and bears beside the best skiing in the entire Americas, more campers, hunters and fishermen per capita than anywhere in the world (no shit! its a fact!) The normal family or single vehicle is a pick-up, largest gun possession in Canada, and ALBERTANS ARE ACTUALLY CONFEDERATES as Canada is a Confederation and not a Federation like old Abe made the USA at the point of a gun. Oh we have our yanks as well, all down East and generally in Canada it is East against the West not North against the South but they would't ever point any guns at the West because they are scared shitless of Western Rednecks. The only Red Necks outside of Western Canada worthy of any notice are the some the French Quebecers and Acadians who by the way are the ancestors of the Cajuns...nuf said. Now there are the Newfies from Newfoundland who are proper Jack Tars and mostly come to Alberta to work the Oil Fields and there is no doubt they are some of the most ass kickin' Rednecks who ever lived. Edmonton hosts Western Canada's Military HQ, has a huge base and we love every single one of those MFs to death period. No one dares to shit on our military in Alberta or you get an instant knuckle sandwich no further discussion necessary.

Alberta is the richest state in North America and maybe even the world. It all gets spent on Trucks, Whiskey, Tobacco, every sort of Boyz Toy you can shake a stick at, and of course Women, Women and.... well lots of weed... but more beer...maybe..er... Hockey...Hockey..Hockey, weed whisky women trucks...? Trucks....60k a pop..hmmm whiskey, women..Hockey tickets...300 per seat or 500 for big games? Heavy Metal, yeah Edmonton every rock supergroup never misses Edmonton.. but Trucks..Weed. Whiskey or Trucks Whisky Women, Hockey but the Hunting or Camping Fishin.....Weed... Oh hell you get the picture.

We don't have any gangstas because if anyone starts up that kind of shit they immediately get an ass whoopin but good. Even all the various mafias keep a very low profile in Alberta because they really don't want to get a shit kickin from every guy who walks by either.

We have tons of bush and lots of bushwhackers, grizzley bears, wolfs, Cougers, Elk Moose, Deer, Antelope Ducks, Geese, Pheasants, Grouse, 50lb lake trout, 20lb Pike etc.We generally shoot em all and eat most. But lets not forget the best BEAVERS on the Planet! Everyone on the planet knows the best quality Beavers are Canadian Beavers hands down. The very finest Canadian Beavers are all from Quebec and Western Canada. And when the Wheat Harvest comes in the only color beside the blue sky and ocean of golden fields are the little spatters of rednecks mowin it all down.

Every single second is spent discussing hockey because in Alberta hockey is not a sport. It is a Religion. Dip cans are called pucks. The Edmonton Oilers are god like in Edmonton and the Calgary Flames (formerly Altanta Flames) got stuck with a bad name but made up for it by building a stadium in the shape of ....drum roll..... A SADDLE...cymbal smash and called it ....THE SADDLE DOME!  The Calgary Stampede is World Famous but the WORLD RODEO FINALS are in EDMONTON.

Dip costs 25 bucks per PUCK! And we're STILL DIPPIN! Now if some of you fellow Rednecks have some mercy you would send me some rolls as a gift (no duty or tax charged on gifts) and I would send you a gift in exchange in the appropriate form to make up for it. Now that would be some real redneck brotherhood shit, exchanging gifts and all that and a great kindness. OK enough beggin and kissing ass.

Soon they will approve that Keystone Pipeline and then the Alberta Black gold will flow down to our brothers in Oklahoma and you will all have a lot cheaper gas in your trucks. Amen to that!

Alberta is a North as you go. Next stop the Northwest Territories and permafrost, Eskimos, Polar Bears, and then the North Pole. Cold as hell in the winter, hot as hell in the summer.

Northern Redneck State Capital... Alberta

With all due respect;

Vergil

[Vergil]

Dipping Dixie said:

Canada isn't even in the US. I hate Canada.

Dear Dipping Ditzy,

Of course Canada "isn't in the US" as Canada is a Nation State, or to be simple a Country.

The site says it is an "international dipping community" which in case this is confusing to you does not say "interstate". In addition it is quite silly, no actually absurd, to state that you "hate" an entire country of 34 million people.

Also Canada is the United States best friend and ally (meaning military buddy). Although I have many American friends coast to coast, and thousands of Americans work here, I can honestly state I have never heard such a rude statement from any American before. North Dakota is a fine state and I found the people there to very friendly, so even though you come across as a bit of a bigot and somewhat unworldly, I certainly would not judge all people of North Dakota to be the same.

On the other hand, possibly more appropriately and on behalf of all 34 million Canadians, and with all due respect, kiss my ass! Many other American girls have and liked it!

Love

Vergil

[Dipping Dixie]

I've been living by Canada 3/4 of my life. I've been there before too. I know what an ally is. I go to school. I'm just saying that Canada is NOT in the US so therefore it can't be the most country state. EH? GOD BLESS AMERICA. And no, I'd rather not. And hey, we got cheap dip.
 Vergil said:

Dipping Dixie said:

Canada isn't even in the US. I hate Canada.

Dear Dipping Ditzy,

Of course Canada "isn't in the US" as Canada is a Nation State, or to be simple a Country.

The site says it is an "international dipping community" which in case this is confusing to you does not say "interstate". In addition it is quite silly, no actually absurd, to state that you "hate" an entire country of 34 million people.

Also Canada is the United States best friend and ally (meaning military buddy). Although I have many American friends coast to coast, and thousands of Americans work here, I can honestly state I have never heard such a rude statement from any American before. North Dakota is a fine state and I found the people there to very friendly, so even though you come across as a bit of a bigot and somewhat unworldly, I certainly would not judge all people of North Dakota to be the same.

On the other hand, possibly more appropriately and on behalf of all 34 million Canadians, and with all due respect, kiss my ass! Many other American girls have and liked it!

Love

Vergil

[Dipping Dixie]

1/4*

Dipping Dixie said:

I've been living by Canada 3/4 of my life. I've been there before too. I know what an ally is. I go to school. I'm just saying that Canada is NOT in the US so therefore it can't be the most country state. EH? GOD BLESS AMERICA. And no, I'd rather not. And hey, we got cheap dip.
 Vergil said:

Dipping Dixie said:

Canada isn't even in the US. I hate Canada.

Dear Dipping Ditzy,

Of course Canada "isn't in the US" as Canada is a Nation State, or to be simple a Country.

The site says it is an "international dipping community" which in case this is confusing to you does not say "interstate". In addition it is quite silly, no actually absurd, to state that you "hate" an entire country of 34 million people.

Also Canada is the United States best friend and ally (meaning military buddy). Although I have many American friends coast to coast, and thousands of Americans work here, I can honestly state I have never heard such a rude statement from any American before. North Dakota is a fine state and I found the people there to very friendly, so even though you come across as a bit of a bigot and somewhat unworldly, I certainly would not judge all people of North Dakota to be the same.

On the other hand, possibly more appropriately and on behalf of all 34 million Canadians, and with all due respect, kiss my ass! Many other American girls have and liked it!

Love

Vergil

[Trever Cline]

thats easy ohio

[Jake]

Montana