Whats going on yall- Im new!!!

[Redneck Savage]

     Whats going on yall! So check this shit out. I go by the name Redneck Savage. I fuck shit up, only difference is unlike yall two face fucking cunts- I actually do shit I say. I blow shit up in the middle of fucking town, making people think its a fucking sand nigger invasion. Mother fuckers always say im fucking crazy. I dip like a god damn crazy ass mother fucker, having bout 4-6 cans a fucking day. What yall do for a living. Currently, I don't really have a job cause I have a warrant out for me cause I was raising hell and got caught speeding. Didn't show up to court and Im not really into the whole jail scene, so im normally out in the middle of butt fuck nowhere. Im 24 years old,  living in a area that no one really knows about because there isn't a path for people to go down to and when people are hiking- they don't think of coming this way. Its fucking great. How many of yall can actually fucking survive without the shit that your so called parents get you. I think yall are some spoiled shit. Always having relations and communications and shit. What the fuck is that? How can yall say that yall be some real mother fuckers if all you do is post pictures to a thing called instagram? I never even heard what this social media bullshit is. Yall are some jokes. Like what the fuck.